whathappensonthebus:

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

oh my god


(Source: lvloonlight)


icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from




nic0tine-kisses:

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

This makes me feel better

(Source: patickstump)


spookycactusjunie:

[kicks your door in]

YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN TO YOU AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU DIFFERENT THEY ARE WRONG YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND I’M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD [aggressively slams down food container on the table]

(Source: queenliu)



fall xavier i can help clean alex

-This is the adorable kid I watch named Xander who wanted to say hello. These are the words he knows how to spell.

alex

-And this is the other adorable one. I had to tell him what letters to push.